Assrot
A highly opinionated southern man that is tired of the world's bullshit.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Sunday, May 03, 2009
Thought For The Day
I'm just passing this thought along.....
Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?
If not, you're wondering now.

Got it from Catfish
Labels: Funny, Thought for the day
Sunday, March 22, 2009
I'm The Dark Knight, Who Are You?

You Scored as Batman, the Dark Knight
As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.
Batman, the Dark Knight 75%
Captain Jack Sparrow 67%
Lara Croft 63%
Indiana Jones 63%
The Terminator 63%
Neo, the "One" 63%
Maximus 58%
William Wallace 54%
The Amazing Spider-Man 54%
El Zorro 46%
James Bond, Agent 007 46%
What Action Hero Are You?
Labels: Brigid made me do it, I'm Batman
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Porn Star or House Speaker
Can someone please tell her that if she insists on putting large, round tubular objects in her mouth on national TV that she'd probably make more money and be taken more seriously as a porn star than as Speaker of the House?

Read it and weep.
The speaker of the House told a group of both legal and illegal immigrants recently that enforcement of immigration laws in the United States is "un-American."
By William Lajeunesse
Bejus wept.
Labels: dimocrats, idiots, possible future porn star
Saturday, February 07, 2009
Will You Know My Name, If I See You In Heaven
My little friend Buster had a massive stroke yesterday and went completely blind. I rushed him to the veterinarian when I realized something was wrong. The vet told me nothing could be done and that he could either die in the next few days or possibly recover in a few weeks. We were not so lucky.
I was holding him in my arms after I got home from work yesterday and he turned his head toward me, took one last breath and died in my arms.
The poor little guy was a dog I got from a Yorkie rescue down here. He was a puppy mill dog with multiple genetic defects. I got him when he was 1 year old. He was 4 years old when he passed away last night.
Please people, when you decide you want a pet of any kind, go to a rescue or to a reputable breeder. Let's stop supporting all these shitty corporate pet shops and these little mom and pop pet shops that buy their animals from puppy mills and other disreputable breeders that only care about the almighty dollar and could care less about the animals they harm.
My dogs are like my children to me and I am truly heart broken right now. If you believe in a higher power, please say a short prayer for my little buddy's soul.

Rest in peace Buster. Daddy loves you and misses you very much.
Labels: Buster, puppy mills, RIP
Thursday, January 01, 2009
Happy New Years
I tried embedding it so you could watch it here but Youtube has disabled embedding for this video. Go figure. Happy New Years everyone. Go check out the video at the following link
New Years Day
It's an old one but still a good one.
Labels: New Years Day 2009







