Assrot
A highly opinionated southern man that is tired of the world's bullshit.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Veterans Day
To all you veterans out there. Thank you for your service and for keeping the good people of the USA free. Here's a song for you all.
HT to GOC
Labels: Freedom, Veterans Day, Warriors
Friday, August 14, 2009
Urine or you're out !
I got this one in my email several times lately. It sounds like a good plan to me. What do you say?
THE JOB - URINE TEST
(Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!)
Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem). What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.
So, here is my Question: Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?
Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ass - doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?
I guess we could title that program, 'Urine or You're Out'.
Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you all will pass it along, though. Some thing has to change in this country -- and soon!!!!!!!
Labels: entitlement, money for nothing, moochers
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Sunday, May 03, 2009
Thought For The Day
I'm just passing this thought along.....
Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?
If not, you're wondering now.

Got it from Catfish
Labels: Funny, Thought for the day
Sunday, March 22, 2009
I'm The Dark Knight, Who Are You?

You Scored as Batman, the Dark Knight
As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.
Batman, the Dark Knight 75%
Captain Jack Sparrow 67%
Lara Croft 63%
Indiana Jones 63%
The Terminator 63%
Neo, the "One" 63%
Maximus 58%
William Wallace 54%
The Amazing Spider-Man 54%
El Zorro 46%
James Bond, Agent 007 46%
What Action Hero Are You?
Labels: Brigid made me do it, I'm Batman
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Porn Star or House Speaker
Can someone please tell her that if she insists on putting large, round tubular objects in her mouth on national TV that she'd probably make more money and be taken more seriously as a porn star than as Speaker of the House?

Read it and weep.
The speaker of the House told a group of both legal and illegal immigrants recently that enforcement of immigration laws in the United States is "un-American."
By William Lajeunesse
Bejus wept.
Labels: dimocrats, idiots, possible future porn star



